December 2008
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Look, I admit it. While I’m not a fan of...
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Swagger tighter than a ... yeast infection? →
“Now, without further ado, let’s savor 2008’s pearls of wisdom. Frankly, it kind of makes me long for the days of ‘my lady lumps.’ “
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Alameda by Elliott Smith
Have been obsessively...
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Sorry about the insane, verbose dump in the last entry. No editing, it just spewed forth, so it’s probably pretty rambling and all over the place.
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There's no place like home, there's no place...
My mom’s father fell down and broke his hip. Yes, I know the jokes about old people doing that, but turns out it’s pretty serious. Mostly in this case because my mom’s mother is completely losing her mind to dementia. Her dad (from here out known as Tom) would take care of her mom (now Ann) because she would wander off or forget things or get lost in the middle of her sentences...
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By the Time It Gets Dark by Yo La Tengo
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Women's Rights - Change.org: Top Ten Moments of... →
1. Electing President Barack Obama
Equality prevailed this year with the election of Sen. Barack Obama as the first black commander-in-chief. Endorsed by The Feminist Majority PAC for his commitment to civil justice and protection of women’s rights, Eleanor Smeal, President of the Feminist Majority said this about the newly elected Presidential team: “Obama/Biden are running on the...
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AIM conversation concerning "The Holiday"
Adri: I wish more people would cast Jack Black in roles other than ‘funny fat friend’
Lindsay: yeah. i think he can be super adorable. when he’s showering regularly, like in the Holiday.
Adri: I think he’s pretty brilliant
also, I feel like it’s a good thing that bigger dudes are getting more roles, like a step in the right direction. I mean, they have WAY more opportunity in entertainment than big women, regardless, but it’s nice to see the typecasting opening up a bit
Lindsay: yeah i can’t wait to see the comedy about not conventionally attractive women who are slackers and hang out with their friends smoking pot and then grow up for some insanely successful and hot dude.
that sounded sarcastic and it’s TOTALLY NOT.
Adri: haha
We need the chick Seth Rogen, is what you’re saying?
Lindsay: yep exactly.
Adri: There’s Queen Latifah
Lindsay: who is getting with the dude equivalent of like Katherine Heigl…who would be Jude Law i think.
so lots more shirtless Jude!
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WatchI’ve said it before (not even long ago) but damn I love Target Women.
vmarinelli:
Oh, heterocapitalistpatriarchy. You make me LOL.
Target Women: Birth Control // Current
(via)
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America's First Gay President Concludes Historic... →
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2008 Women Film Critics Circle Awards: You're Not... →
More things to add to my netflix queue. And I’ve heard nothing but awesomeness about Frozen River. Interested to see the Native American aspect in that one, too.
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The Return of Chest Hair - The Daily Beast →
yessssssss…oh yes.
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WatchSometimes it’s easier just to reblog something you were going to post anyway. Lazy blogging ftw.
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (with Jon Hamm)
[via Chris Glass]
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Getting a shoe thrown at him is the best thing... →
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WatchIn the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, Iraqi television journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurling a shoe at Mr Bush which narrowly missed him.
Showing the soles of shoes to someone is a sign of contempt in Arab culture.
Muntadar al-Zaidi was quickly wrestled to the ground and hauled away
With...
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These things really happen to me.
Me: [coffee shop], This is Lindsay.
Him: Hey Lindsay...do you know who this is?
Me: Nope. Can I help you?
Him: Do you want a hint?
Me: Sure.
Him: Actually I can't tell you.
Me: Can I help you?
Him: Do you want to listen to me while I stroke my cock?
Me: *click*
Ok, first of all, I might want to listen...but only if I know who you are. That could really go either way. Second, I keep thinking it's probably a customer and then I feel weird because it's an off feeling to feel like a dude comes in there and talks to me and knows he called and I don't. I hate when the power balance is off. I want to know more about other people than they know about me. Third, who the fuck gets that crazy at 8 fucking 30 in the morning?
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“Great minds have purposes; little minds have wishes. Little minds are subdued by...”
– Washington Irving (via affremblequotes)
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Skinny Love by Bon Iver
“Well, this wasn’t...
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XXXmas
Tonight I go to the xmas party for work. With coworkers I don’t actually like. But there’s a steak involved. A different party after. And maybe, depending on how late we leave that party, possible going to see Milk. My BFF Sunny will be my date tonight. Luckily the dirty puns will be flowing like that wine I probably won’t drink.
I think I’m still pretty shell shocked...
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Kristina Shannon: Hef's 19-Year-Old Twins Also... →
This is a couple of months old, but somehow came across it and couldn’t stop laughing.
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Target Women: Jewelry →
It’s a good one! I love Target Women!
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BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Chinese girl gets 'kiss... →
“A young Chinese woman was left partially deaf following a passionate kiss from her boyfriend.”
More reasons to avoid intimacy.
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Pubic hair, Brazilian waxes, bikini lines, fashion... →
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NPR Cuts Jobs, Cancels Programs →
“At many levels, NPR’s best resources are its people. There isn’t a single individual person who isn’t going to feel pain today,”
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Close...but no ci-car
Manager at towing place (Just now…9:10pm): “I think we’ve located your car!”
Me: “Really? Thank god!”
Mgr: “The police officer and you both signed off on it going to *body shop we knew of*!”
Me: “Yeah. It didn’t make it there. That’s why it’s lost.”
Mgr: “Oh…ok well, I’ll keep trying to find it...
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Gay Marriage: Our Mutual Joy →
Newsweek looks at Scripture to find arguments against gay marriage, but instead finds the Bible seems to support the other side.
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“Judging from their interviews over the years, actors who have filmed scenes in...”
– Handling the Gay Male Kiss, in ‘Milk’ and Other Movies - washingtonpost.com
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WatchRant over.
This was amazing. I couldn’t stop laughing. And you know I love a Justin Timberlake cameo.
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Don't read this. I hate this. It's stupid.
The city lost my car. It’s not where they said it’d be, nor any of the other locations of that shop, nor any shops near that one or anything that sounds like it.
The insurance guy is already saying it might be totaled, despite the fact he obviously hasn’t seen it because…um…it’s lost somewhere. It can NOT be totaled or I’ll freak the fuck out because I...
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I feel like I'm breathing a blanket instead of...
Now that it’s Monday and I can reasonably be expected to start dealing with things, I’m feeling smothered. Making phone calls. Not good.
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WatchSigh…I will miss this show.
I do, however, wish they hadn’t used the phrase “finger lickin’ donut holes” on this episode.
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Damn, I love Amy Poehler. →
I think this show is the cutest, coolest thing ever. And wait for Dance Party at the end. Yay!
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Naughty or Niche
Do you ever get the feeling you’re “that person” in your respective group of friends? I think I’m the sex person.While I’ve thought that before, two things this week have distinctly led me to believe it’s true.
So my friend is having a holiday party tonight. It’s themed “Naughty or Nice”, everyone bring a sex toy and we’ll exchange kind...
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Drives Me Fey-zy
I was anxious and stoked for Tina Fey’s Vanity Fair profile.
Let me preface this by saying I am not a Maureen Dowd fan(hence anxious). I particularly found her to be completely derisive and disrespectful of Hillary Clinton, using the same old tired ball busting bitch tirade, most offensively while always claiming the mantle of feminist. So I didn’t go into this article without bias,...
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Once more...with feeling
I’ve tried to do the blog thing several, several times. I write for awhile. I make some connections with people. I forget to keep writing. I feel guilty about forgetting to write. And then I never log in because it triggers said guilt. I think that’s why Twitter works so well for me. I can update on the go, mostly from my phone, and it dovetails well with my laziness. However,...