Copilot (Taken with Instagram)
Baby, we'll be fine. All we have to do is be brave and be kind.
|Work roommate:||oh my god this story is so sad! This woman had IVF after trying to get pregnant for years and years. When she went for the sonogram, there were three heartbeats but one baby was sucking up the nutrients or something from the others and so she got an abortion to save the one because she didn't want three!|
|Me:||that's not sad; it's common and rational, especially with multiples from IVF.|
|Work roommate:||it's kind of sad?|
|Me:||no, that's not sad.|
|NYM:||It must be pretty amazing that Obama took Michelle to Do the Right Thing [on their first date].|
|Spike Lee:||When he was sizing Michelle up, this fine woman, he said "How am I going to impress her?" I always kid him, good thing he didn't choose motherfucking Driving Miss Daisy or she would have dumped his ass right there.|
"When I talk to girls, they go, ‘I’m not a feminist,’ ” she said. “And I say: ‘What? You don’t want to vote? Do you want to be owned by your husband? Do you want your money from your job to go into his bank account? If you were raped, do you still want that to be a crime? Congratulations: you are a feminist.’"
Sew something every week #3: late by 3 days edition. I have been out of town, taking classes, and learning knitting since the last episode, but I worked all day (which explains the tired face and hair) and I’m serving flowy, asymmetrical nautical realness. Now I collapse in bed. #waypastmybedtime (Taken with Instagram)
JESUS CHRISTI ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
I have to keep looking away from my screen because when I look back and see this, I die laughing for another 5 minutes and can’t function.